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Sometimes I Add Wine To The Food

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add

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Always Serve Too Much

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on

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He Must Be A Pretty Decent Sort Of Fellow

What I say is that, if a man really

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Only A Fool Argues With A Skunk

Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule

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First We Eat

First we eat then we do everything else.

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A Balanced Diet

A balanced diet is a cookie in each

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The Day I Get My License

The day I get my license is the day you

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If I Had A British Accent

If I had a British accent I'd never shut

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Internet Is Over For Today

Internet is over for today. Sleep well.

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I Cook With Wine

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add

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That, Or A Kick-Ass Red Lipstick

That, or a kick-ass RED lipstick. -

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Oh, My Aching Head

Oh, my aching head. I should not have

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A Better Man

Be always at war with your vices, at

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Abbreviations Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us

Abbreviations which are not known to

Typical Human Thinking

Typical human thinking: 1. If only I