Funny Quotes

minion quote about google

Google Wont be Able to Find You

wearing a dress

I’m Not Wearing A Dress To Look Pretty

funny cookie saying

Today Me Will Live In The Moment

keep calm luke bryan

Look At Luke Bryan

rdj love saying

I Ship Myself With Everyone

naked days

Naked Days

funny clowns

Most Women Are Afraid Of Clowns

fake quote

I Know Very Little About Acting

food success mark twain

The Secret Of Success

americans eat garbage

Americans Will Eat Garbage

cauliflower food

Cauliflower Is Nothing

blowtorch for women

Every Woman Should Have A Blowtorch

promise pie

Promises And Pie-Crust

spaghetti quote

Everything You See

cucumber cooking

Cucumber Should Be Well Sliced

wine quotes and jokes

Sometimes I Add Wine To The Food

enjoy food

Always Serve Too Much

man patatoes funny

He Must Be A Pretty Decent Sort Of Fellow

cook funny joke

Only A Fool Argues With A Skunk

cant stop eating

First We Eat