I will slap you so hard, even google
I will slap you so hard, even google
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I'm not wearing a dress to look pretty.
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Today me will live in the moment unless
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I ship myself with everyone. I just have
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Most women are afraid of clowns, but
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I know very little about acting. I'm
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The secret of success in life is to eat
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Americans will eat garbage provided you
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with
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Every woman should have a blowtorch. -
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. -
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Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed
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