Funny Quotes

minion quote about google

Google Wont be Able to Find You

I will slap you so hard, even google

wearing a dress

I’m Not Wearing A Dress To Look Pretty

I'm not wearing a dress to look pretty.

funny cookie saying

Today Me Will Live In The Moment

Today me will live in the moment unless

keep calm luke bryan

Look At Luke Bryan

Keep calm and look at Luke Bryan

rdj love saying

I Ship Myself With Everyone

I ship myself with everyone. I just have

naked days

Naked Days

There are three things I look forward to

funny clowns

Most Women Are Afraid Of Clowns

Most women are afraid of clowns, but

fake quote

I Know Very Little About Acting

I know very little about acting. I'm

food success mark twain

The Secret Of Success

The secret of success in life is to eat

americans eat garbage

Americans Will Eat Garbage

Americans will eat garbage provided you

cauliflower food

Cauliflower Is Nothing

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with

blowtorch for women

Every Woman Should Have A Blowtorch

Every woman should have a blowtorch. -

promise pie

Promises And Pie-Crust

Promises and pie-crust are made to be

spaghetti quote

Everything You See

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. -

cucumber cooking

Cucumber Should Be Well Sliced

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed