Quotes & Pictures
Quotes and Sayings
I will slap you so hard, even google
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I'm not wearing a dress to look pretty.
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Today me will live in the moment unless
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Keep calm and look at Luke Bryan
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I ship myself with everyone. I just have
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There are three things I look forward to
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Most women are afraid of clowns, but
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I know very little about acting. I'm
Tagged Fake, Robert DowneyLeave a Comment
The secret of success in life is to eat
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Americans will eat garbage provided you
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with
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Every woman should have a blowtorch. -
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. -
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Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed
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I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add
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Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on
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What I say is that, if a man really
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Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule
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First we eat then we do everything else.
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each
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The day I get my license is the day you
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If I had a British accent I'd never shut
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Internet is over for today. Sleep well.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add
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